This sounds good...

Showgirls: The Best Movie Ever Made. Ever!, a new show by UCB.

As SnarkyGeek WK captured in his brilliant fictional interview with Paul Verhoeven, "I would like to make a movie with many tits. The motivation of the characters will be to look at the tits, by staring. And then, there will also be some tits."

Also, we're not going to let Joe Esterhaus and Paul Verhoeven play together anymore. In fact, we're just not going to let Joe Esterhaus play together any more.

You know who you don't hear much about anymore?

Matthew Lillard.

And wouldn't "Without a Paddle"(2004) have been better if it had been a sequel to "Up the Creek"(1984)?

Dirty Euphemisms

1. Smoking brisket all day
2. Roof Job

One Man Star Wars

Big Deal. We could do that.

OK, it was pretty funny.

Tight security, though...